If you go on a weekend, just know you are going to hit traffic waiting to get into the Ren Fair. We sat in it for about 10 miles which, honestly, I'd rather eat roadkill than do this. But, CANDY.
When you get to Jordan, keep an eye out for a giant yellow place on your right. It looks just like this.
Also know that, if you go on a weekend, there will be seventeen thousand people in the place. And don't even THINK about bringing in a stroller, which I decided to do at the last second. Eff me. But, CANDY.
(Oh, the pickled goodness is intense.)
(Thank the heavens he slept through the entire thing.)
(You don't like licorice? Good, I hate it, let's be friends. But if you DO like it, you are strange and gross and they also happen to have six million kinds of the gross stuff.)
(Yeah, that's a ferris wheel filled with popcorn aka Heaven.)
(I have never, ever seen so much friggin' soda in my entire life.)
(He wasn't the only one happy to get out of that circus.)
I got a lot of stuff, most of it chocolate and some of it containing bacon. Chocolate maple bacon fudge, yo. The fresh baked apple pastries are so good and they have tons of pies, salsas, butters & jams and apples from the orchard.